Einstein Says What?
E=michigan sucks x the speed we need to drive rich rod the hell out of ann arbor.
Albert Einstein
Your era is over. And so is that headband.
Albert Einstein to Tessla
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein (via methinks)

bitch, please. I said no such thing.

I don’t understand why people keep telling Canadians to stop killing baby seals. If they wait until they are no longer babies they lose their fur?
Albert Einstein
you know who didn’t have baby einstein videos and other fancy toys and products meant to stimulate them when they were a baby? me!
Albert Einstein
Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.
Albert Einstein (via Jonathan Stark) (via davidkaneda)

I said no such thing…

Autumn is awesome.
Albert Einstein
The blog is a terrible thing to waste
Albert Einstein (via sade)

I said no such thing…

You Lie!
Albert Einstein to Nikolai Tesla
Men and women are pretty much the same, except they tend to have exaggerated breasts and we tend to have exaggerated clits. And even those different hormones make us similar bc they have hormones that make them stupid and we have hormones that make us stupid.
Albert Einstein