Happy last year of the world’s existence jackasses.
Andrew Cuomo’s prowess is legendary.
If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.
God dam it’s hot outside.
The vagina is like my third favorite hole.
Albert “Drama” Einstein
You’re excluded from chicken cutlet night
when you are at the front of a line - be it a line for food, a movie theater concession, a bank teller, an airport desk, or a post office - you only have one job at that moment in your life: to scan constantly for an open station to go do your business which you have already thought about and made decisions on. that is all.
You have to give people more credit. They aren’t sheep, they have independent and sharp intellects. In the future, say 2010, there is no way people will be paying close to a thousand dollars to a company for a brand new “game changer” type product with a ship date as vague as “late April.
this season of the bachelor will help me with my work on the gravitational forces between large objects. jake has his choice of some big ol’ tittays!