January 2011
1 post
“Happy last year of the world’s existence jackasses.”
– Albert Einstein
October 2010
1 post
“Andrew Cuomo’s prowess is legendary.”
– Albert Einstein
August 2010
3 posts
“If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.”
– Einstein (via fwarg inky) (via synmirror)
I said no such thing.
“God dam it’s hot outside.”
– Albert Einstein
“The vagina is like my third favorite hole.”
– Albert “Drama” Einstein
July 2010
1 post
“truth and time tells all”
– Albert Einstein
June 2010
1 post
“You’re excluded from chicken cutlet night”
– Albert Einstein
April 2010
2 posts
“when you are at the front of a line - be it a line for food, a movie theater...”
– albert einstein
“You have to give people more credit. They aren’t sheep, they have...”
– Albert Einstein
January 2010
2 posts
“this season of the bachelor will help me with my work on the gravitational...”
– Albert Einstein
“you excluded from chicken cutlet night!”
– Albert Einstein
December 2009
3 posts
“Pauly immediately fleed the scene”
– Albert Einstein
“Maybe instead of taking a break from golf, Tiger should take a break from...”
– Albert Einstein
“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is...”
– Albert Einstein
(via quote-book)(via darklamb) (via asie)
bitches still be reblogging my shit. i was pulling skirt back before nerd was cool…
November 2009
3 posts
“i can’t wait for that new jersey shore house reality show to start on mtv.”
– Albert Einstein
“E=michigan sucks x the speed we need to drive rich rod the hell out of ann...”
– Albert Einstein
“Your era is over. And so is that headband.”
– Albert Einstein to Tessla
October 2009
3 posts
“A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.”
– Albert Einstein (via methinks)
bitch, please. I said no such thing.
“I don’t understand why people keep telling Canadians to stop killing baby...”
– Albert Einstein
“you know who didn’t have baby einstein videos and other fancy toys and...”
– Albert Einstein
September 2009
5 posts
“Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.”
– Albert Einstein (via Jonathan Stark) (via davidkaneda)
I said no such thing…
“Autumn is awesome.”
– Albert Einstein
“The blog is a terrible thing to waste”
– Albert Einstein (via sade) I said no such thing…
“You Lie!”
– Albert Einstein to Nikolai Tesla
“Men and women are pretty much the same, except they tend to have exaggerated...”
– Albert Einstein
“you know how they have cobra for a health care bridge for when you are in...”
– Albert Einstein
“this may reveal some hetero naivete… but i never understood why gay...”
– Albert Einstein
August 2009
5 posts
“Sometimes when I’m watching some horrible/stupid web video someone has...”
– Albert Einstein
“I’ll agree that Abstinence is 100% effective at preventing teen pregnancy and...”
– Albert Einstein
“If you don’t think a poor kid deserves the same health care and...”
– Albert Einstein
July 2009
3 posts
“‘Your imagination is your preview of life’s coming attractions.”
– Albert Einstein (via livejamie) (via katykelley) - I have never believed in any quote more then this one. (via mikegermano)
I’ve said a lot of smart shit…
“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source...”
– Albert Einstein (via lovehopehate) I said no such thing
“With the continuity of time I claim it is possible for someone who came before...”
– Albert Einstein
June 2009
19 posts
“Make people dance and give them childhood memories tied to you and your art and...”
– Albert Einstein
“The problem isn’t with people knowing that there is always an exception to...”
– Albert Einstein
“After learning of the coy back and forth that began his affair, I now understand...”
– Albert Einstein
“If you’re going to have an affair and throw away your career, you might as...”
– Albert Einstein
“Holy crap Hulk Hogan’s girlfriend looks just like his daughter. Kinda...”
– Albert Einstein
“you wish him a Happy Father’s day? I’m your daddy now.”
– Albert Einstein
“Life is far too beautifully complex to ever be captured in a cutesy quote.”
– Albert Einstein
“I’m not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells”
– Albert Einstein
“Sometimes I think I’d like to put in a longer work day, but the 2hr free...”
– Albert Einstein
“This fog is ridiculous”
– Albert Einstein
“tumblarity is a marathon not a sprint”
– Albert Einstein
“There are far too many angry people in the world. And the man likes it that...”
– Albert Einstein
“If contemplating near strangulation to enhance sexual experience, be sure to...”
– Albert Einstein
“I had no idea that sliding piece of plastic linkage thing on headphones was...”
– Albert Einstein
“Nope, your proposed compromise won’t work. Howz about instead - you can...”
– Albert Einstein
“Meghan McCain is on Tyra RIGHT NOW! OMFG”
– Albert Einstein
“I don’t know about you, but I get really embarrassed when a dog sniffs my...”
– Albert Einstein