you excluded from chicken cutlet night!
Pauly immediately fleed the scene
Maybe instead of taking a break from golf, Tiger should take a break from banging every waitress who ever serves him a drink.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(via quote-book)(via darklamb) (via asie)
bitches still be reblogging my shit. i was pulling skirt back before nerd was cool…
i can’t wait for that new jersey shore house reality show to start on mtv.
E=michigan sucks x the speed we need to drive rich rod the hell out of ann arbor.
Your era is over. And so is that headband.
Albert Einstein to Tessla
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein (via methinks)
bitch, please. I said no such thing.
I don’t understand why people keep telling Canadians to stop killing baby seals. If they wait until they are no longer babies they lose their fur?
you know who didn’t have baby einstein videos and other fancy toys and products meant to stimulate them when they were a baby? me!