you excluded from chicken cutlet night!
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Maybe instead of taking a break from golf, Tiger should take a break from banging every waitress who ever serves him a drink.
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| — | Albert Einstein |
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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Albert Einstein (via quote-book)(via darklamb) (via asie)bitches still be reblogging my shit. i was pulling skirt back before nerd was cool… |
E=michigan sucks x the speed we need to drive rich rod the hell out of ann arbor.
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| — | Albert Einstein |
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
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Albert Einstein (via methinks) bitch, please. I said no such thing. |
